The Heaviest Element Yet Discovered

Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange

Blog of The Day: Kevin’s Red Stapler Chronicles

Kavin Brink is a 32 year old blogger from Maple Shades, NewJersey. He has a full time job working as a manager in the retail industry. Like most Americans, He hates his job. About two years ago, he started a blog out of sheer disgust about his job. He tried to make Red Staplers a symbol of showing hate toward your job or boss. The dude has done a great job at this blog. He is a graduate from Rutgers University in New Brunswick, New Jersey.