Workplace Humor
Top 10 Bizarre Professions in History
Before the industrial era, when there was no electricity, many jobs that now require no or little labor, were undertaken by humans. This list consists mostly of those jobs which are now extinct. In this list each job contains at least one strange element. As I enjoyed writing about these jobs, lets hope that you people will also enjoy reading it.
1 – Gong Farmer
Gong farmer or gongfermor was a person who removed human excrement from privies and cesspits in Tudor England. Gong farmers worked only at night and collected the human waste, taking it out from the city or town. They were only allowed to work at night from 9pm to 5 am morning.
Now as flushing water closets became more widely used, this profession has blissfully disappeared now.
In easy words it can be said that really was a shit job.
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Humor Can Become Offense on Workplace
A smile on face is a best exercise for face muscles, a laugh is best for heart and hypertension it’s said by doctors. But smile and laugh can be made while working when there will be any joke or humor on working place. In my opinion a good joke that makes you laugh makes you relax in workplace.
But the jokes on workplace can effect backward also I mean if a joke is misunderstood then there is possibility other will take it as insult so results wont be good for that. That’s why its necessary for us working on place where diverse workforce is working to be careful while making any joke or humor.
Place where diverse workforce is working one should have to see that the thing which will be a joke for him for other community or country person it can be an insulting thing. That’s why the places or companies where different country people work under one roof, one should have to see about that. Read the rest of this entry
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How to Identify 12 Type of Office Workers
Office is a strange place. If you have been working indoors for long enough you start to see patterns. Here is how I try to classify office workers in my workspace. I can easily classify them in 12 distinct categories. Here is my list for you to enjoy.
Arrival Time Checker
These are the workers who reach office fifteen minutes before timing and are considered pest by the other colleagues are just liked by the boss. 
They can be recognized by the serious looking facial characteristics.
Open Eyes Sleeper
They are the workers who say “yes sir!” on all work assigned to them. 
They are found in every meeting with power point presentations.
Blackberry Addict
They always seen busy with their blackberry and are prone to pranks. 
They are usually not aware of all the things going around them.
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Top 10 Most Annoying Co-Workers
Your pain can be felt by any individual, if you work in an office and your co-workers are annoying. Sometimes the colleagues in the office make it so easy to achieve your office goals and sometimes this diversity can make the environment awful and agonizing. We have categorized The most terrible and irritating office workers into Top 10 classes. These most annoying workers are listed in reverse order of their irritating nature.
10. The Wanderer:
Some office workers just aimlessly walk in your cabin without any agenda, plan or chat/talk 3 to 4 times a day. They just wander in your cabin and when you ask them what’s up. They reply in a very pleasant way that he or she is just watching what you are doing, and after that they just leave the cabin.
9. 9 to 5 Eaters:
These are the colleague who eats in all office hours and also produce constant sound of crushing is coming from their mouth, fruits, candies, cakes, snakes and what not. Try to avoid passing by near their desk. If the bin under their desk is not properly washed, these workers can also sometimes be recognized by the odor which often comes from the rotten food items present in their bin.
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To Do List By A Jobless Person
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A glimpse from Airline Buyer’s life
Running an Airline is big business, everything is upscale there. every thing is larger than life. Those who are big know how difficult it is to be big. Ever went buying for an XXL shirt? most people don’t have them. Likewise, when you are buying for an airline, you just can’t go to local hardware shop and buy stuff. It is very difficult to source vendors in a competitive industry. To give you an idea of how difficult and bizarre it is to buy stuff for an airline, here is how airlines buy Paint. (believe me they buy shit loads of them)
First, a summary of how ordinary hardware stores sell their paint…
Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?
Clerk: We have regular quality paint for $18 a gallon and premium paint for $25. How many gallons would you like?
Customer: Five gallons of regular paint please.
Clerk: Great. That will be $90 plus tax.
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How A Wrong Number Can Take Someone’s Life
This is the best example of how a call made to wrong number can actually take someone’s life. so be careful next time you call home.
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Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
List of 10 best things to say if you ever get caught sleeping on your desk by a collegue or your boss. might save your job
10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
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Workplace Safety and Health in Russia
Workplace Safety and Health in Russia has improved leaps and bounds. Now when hanging off the top of a building in Russia you require at least one person to be holding you up by your legs.
However, legislation doesn’t require that person to pay attention.
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The Heaviest Element Yet Discovered
For Immediate Release:
New Chemical Element Discovered:
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major US research university.
The element, tentatively, named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. It is also surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one
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