Software House – Job Descriptions

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Project Manager

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client

Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team

Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester

Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager

HR Manager is a person who thinks that…

a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months !!!

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